Tag Archives: 1/5

Heavy Metal 1/5

Posted on June 9, 2014 by Mark

Quite tiresome movie which I actually saw in the cinema the first time around, and kind of remembered fondly as a goofy cartoon with decent music, but this time around I found the terrible animation and mostly poor early 70s … Continue reading →

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Revolt of the Zombies 1/5

Posted on May 7, 2014 by Mark

Quite dreadful movie from the 30s that has two redeeming features – it’s only an hour long, and it apparently features Bela Lugosi’s eyes (lifted from White Zombie). The script makes very little sense, the zombies are kind of hypnotised … Continue reading →

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Transylvania 6-5000 1/5

Posted on February 25, 2014 by Mark

Pretty bad comedy that has the writing to blame. The talent is here: Jeff Goldblum, Ed Begley Jr, Carol Kane, John Byner, that guy from Seinfeld, but the actual jokes fall flat. As the film proceeds, you get a whiff … Continue reading →

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Iron Man & Hulk: Heroes United 1/5

Posted on February 22, 2014 by Mark

This was rather poor, but I admit I was kind of excited to see a Hulk/Iron Man pairing, so perhaps my expectations were too high. To break it down – Good: a few (a very few) of the shots and … Continue reading →

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Nightmare on Elm Street 2010 1/5

Posted on February 15, 2014 by Mark

This was really quite poor. It had the flashy graphics, the beats, but it felt lifeless, characterless and pointless. I felt sorry for the actors, who did a sterling job with what they were given, but this really felt like … Continue reading →

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Friday the 3th 5:A New Beginning 1/5

Posted on February 15, 2014 by Mark

wow this is rank. Every single character exists only to die in a usually cursory and unconvincing way, as they meander through dialogue that exists only to bridge the bodycount. Even the motivation of this new “Jason” is utterly ridiculous. … Continue reading →

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