Monthly Archives: May 2014

Revenge of the Nerds II: Nerds in Paradise 2/5

Weak fare compared to the first one, but amusing in places. My favourite was Booger learning at the feet of the master Karate Kid-style. His sensei was Snotty. Needed more of that.

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Revenge of the Nerds 4/5

This is a lot of fun (very dodgy gender politics aside…), and is so 80s, and the 80s is awesome. Some great characters, especially Booger and Pointdexter. I’d forgotten Booger Presley too. Funny to see a young John Goodman as … Continue reading

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Viy 4/5

Whacky Russian (and I mean Soviet Russia, not this namby-pamby post-Iron Curtain Russia) horror, with some bizarre, funny and quite memorable sequences… Old witch jumping on a guy’s back and flying him over fields, corpse-witch trying to break his mystic … Continue reading

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High Anxiety 3/5

Not a great comedy, but it has its moments, and part of the fun is spotting the references to Hitchcock movies. Most of them are completely obvious, but there’s some more subtle ones, such as Marnie. There was one scene … Continue reading

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X Men First Class, X Men Days of Future Past and Godzilla Raids Again – episode 142

Main Movies: X Men First Class X Men Days of Future Past Our Kaiju movie this week is Godzilla Raids Again (1955) We also talk about Wolfenstein New Order (Xbox 360) Bioshock Infinite Van Helsing Ultimate Buried Lawnmower Man Tarzan … Continue reading

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Sightseers 4/5

This is a second watch, and if anything it’s funnier the second time around. The hilarious deadpan, deadly pair go around the terrible attractions of the British countryside leaving a trail of death and destruction as they go, saying banal … Continue reading

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Stir Crazy 3/5

Reasonably engaging comedy with a few very good sections, and a lot of sections where there’s story but no laughs, in particular the last act. It is an enjoyable time though, and I particularly like the rather touching scene where … Continue reading

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The Conjuring 3.5/5

A solid, though derivative, entry into the haunted house/evil spirit/possession cycle that’s current, reminiscent somewhat of Insidious (and I’m ignoring that Patrick Wilson is in both), and supposedly based on true events, that works really well in act one, but … Continue reading

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Inglorious Bastards (1978) 3.5/5

Rather good WW2 action flick, with some great locations (it really did look like war-torn Europe during WW2), great costumes, and some crazy adventures of army criminals who get free when their convoy is ambushed, and figure they will head … Continue reading

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Tarzan The Ape Man 3.5/5

This is a pretty action packed movie once we get to the half hour mark. That’s when we first encounter Tarzan. We see Tarzan swim faster than crocodiles, outrun hungry lions, fight leopards, gorillas and tribesmen, and he sure is … Continue reading

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Star Trek The Original Series Season 3 Episodes 01-10 – Odd One Out 063

More Star Trek from Mark, including such gems as Spectre of the Gun, The Tholian Web, and Spock’s Brain

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The Lawnmower Man 3/5

Cliff Notes: oh wow, haaahahaha This is dumb fun. I haven’t watched it since it first came out…yes, I paid money and saw this at the cinema… Jeff Fahey’s character has been hitting with the same dumbstick as Harry from … Continue reading

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Buried 4/5

Well, I really couldn’t on board with the ending (which I won’t spoil), but the fact the director and writer and indeed Ryan Reynolds could hold my attention so raptly is essentially a single setting involving once character onscreen shows … Continue reading

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Godzilla 1954, 1998, 2014 – episode 141

GOJIRA!

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Valerie and her Week of Wonders 4/5

This was an oddity, and the first few minutes feel like some dodgy European softcore porn in how it plays, but you quickly get used to that, and it becomes a deeper movie, albeit reeking of sensuality, carnality and primal … Continue reading

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Convict 99 3.5/5

Another fun comedy with Will Hay, British music hall comic, and his assorted sidekicks. Here, he accidentally becomes a prison governor, and various shennanegins ensue. It’s a shame you rarely see goofy comedy like this these days, where a silly … Continue reading

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King Kong 1933, 1976, 2005 – 140

Sam and Mark spend quite a long episode going through the 3 main King Kong movies. He’s the eighth wonder of the world, you know.

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Silver Streak 2/5

Rather dull comedy thriller that really doesn’t do either of those things. Jill Clayburgh is quite good as the everywoman attracted to Gene Wilder, but the comedy just feels mostly off through the whole thing, and the plot gets tiresome. … Continue reading

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Demons and Demons 2 – Odd One Out 062

Mark talks about the 80s horrors that are Demons and Demons 2

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Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus 0.5/5

There’s very few movies where you watch it and think ‘this could have been better if Michael Bay directed it’, but this is one of them. An atrocity of the art of film making mostly, though it did earn a … Continue reading

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Cross of Iron 2.5/5

First watch for me, and not something I’ve ever rushed to see, but I do like a few Peckinpah movies, so I thought it was time. I found it very unengaging. The acting wasn’t great, except for Coburn (who was … Continue reading

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Night of the Hunter 5/5

Superbly crafted movie directed by Charles Laughton, and it’s a damn shame it was its only directorial effort. It looks great, with some very stylised scenes borrowing from German expressionism, and reminds me a lot of another film that similarly … Continue reading

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Revolt of the Zombies 1/5

Quite dreadful movie from the 30s that has two redeeming features – it’s only an hour long, and it apparently features Bela Lugosi’s eyes (lifted from White Zombie). The script makes very little sense, the zombies are kind of hypnotised … Continue reading

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Comedy of Terrors 3.5/5

A goofy comedy about two inept, murderous undertakers played by Vincent Price and Peter Lorre, but also with Basil Rathbone, Boris Karloff and Joe E Brown. They’re all hamming it up gloriously, and it’s a lot of fun. I particularly … Continue reading

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Alien Quadrilogy – 139

Sam and Mark discuss Alien, Aliens, Alien 3 and Alien Resurrection, as well as: Far Cry 3 (XBox 360) Bioshock Infinite (Xbox 360) Ask A Policeman Alien Vs Predator (Xbox 360) Haywire

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Haywire 3.5/5

Rather good action-spy flick, owing more to 24 and Bourne than Bond, but also very, very reminiscent of late 60s and 70s downbeat spy dramas, like The Ipcress File. The music, filming style, and even the clothing evoked this spirit. … Continue reading

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Freaks – Odd One Out 061

Mark covers the half-silly, half-sympathetic, half-shocking movie, Freaks

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Machete and Machete Kills – Odd One Out 060

Mark talks about the goofy but fun Machete and the goofier but slightly less fun Machete Kills

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Ask A Policeman 4/5

This is a lot of fun, I’ve liked Will Hay comedies since I first saw them as a boy, and this one is solid, with snappy, amusing dialogue from the shady, but good-hearted, boys. Also with the wonderful Graham Moffatt … Continue reading

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Cloverfield 3/5

I’m sure glad I didn’t see this at the cinema, the shakeycam would have been unbearable, I’d have vomited. Watching at home, you can at least avert your eyes and look at something else, which I ended up doing for … Continue reading

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